by Alkalinefooly, 75 days agoFuture was founded march 13 2008
From that point we have come a very long way, recruiting in trade chat to snagging a few server firsts. I have watched so many of our players mature into top caliber raiders and its been an honor playing with you all.
A big thank you to all of you who stuck around through the thick and thin. those of you who made the commitments and pushed things aside so that we could make what happened possible. I wish you all the best of luck in your endeavors and any guild that has you is lucky to do so.
A giant fuck you to those of you who bounced, ninjad, trolled, hated and insisted that we could not come this far. Future has been an extreme success, in our short time I am extremely proud to say that I've been a member of this guild.
The time has come to close our doors as a raiding guild and let future rest. After all, this name will need its beauty sleep for Cataclysm right? (cliffhanger)
Love, Offtime, Bloo, Meru, Taninor, Trunhin, Silvanoshei
by Brochill, 124 days agoBeen awhile since the last update so here it goes!
Expect more to drop in the coming weeks, we only went through 2 feral druids 1 warlock 1 priest 2 resto druids 1 protection warrior and 1 prot paladin to get this all down. So i'd say we're making progress since our anub progression days. Come try and make the cut for heroic LK!
Oh right, we're recruiting:
Resto Druid
Feral Druid
Demonology Warlock
Boomkin
Holy/Disc Priest
Frost DK
Drop an app but PLEASE read the recruitment information, some people are too big of bitches to take hard truth! Get some nuts imo.
Oh guess not
Nuff' said?
This is why you should join
Sometal is wise man #1
Trunhin is wise man #2
Meru has a hella neckbeard irl
What?
Yes Dcat is always this gay
Its true love
Thats all I got for now, too bad I can't record vent... or wait.
Until Dohc gets back,
-Bloo
by Rizzen®, 159 days ago
by Dohcspro, 189 days agoTired of your low population realm?
Wish you could always run into new and exciting (retarded) people?
Or are you just looking to escape your horrible reputation?
You will also meet some of our most fine and upstanding citizens! Such as this man...
I don't know what his name means, but I'm betting HE WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE! *wink*
Additionally, we have many fine pugs for you to choose from!!
Be warned, however, because though Cenarius might present itself as a friendly environment we will retaliate when push comes to shove...
Like any realm, Cenarius has different ranks for its players. So don't go asking Arathian Knight's if they would like to join you on your adventures. You can go fuck yourself!
Suck on our shit. Outsiders.
Ah unpredictable Cenarius...
The only thing constant about you is your random melt downs.
There are only so many times I can hear 'THE HAMSTER DIED LULULUL' before I want to stab my eyes out and go play on a private server, because seriously the guy living in mommy's basement can run a realm better than you guys have done. This is one of the oldest realms known to this game. I remember being in EQ and hearing about people leaving for WoW to play on Cenarius. Mostly just to stalk Afterlife.
This realm has HISTORY and you treat it like shit. Do something about it. Give me that $100 bill Activision uses for toilet paper and I'll figure something out.
The most recent realm terrorist attack happened on one of our best raiding nights. We had gotten insanity again, which is to be expected of our guild, and went for our second putricide kill. It went flawlessly...
Then a voice entered my head.
IT WAS THE REALM!
It was speaking to me...
When the realms came up we had discovered that the MIB came and used their Blue Flash Memory Eraser on Icecrown Citadel.
Professor Putricide had forgotten that he was DEAD!
Enough QQing...
We have much to discuss my gentle snowflakes! For starters, congratulations are in order for our realm first kills. Not only did we get the chance to rape FesterVag and Cumface before anyone else, we also managed to get a realm first on the Blood Prince Council.
These are just normal mode encounters, however, and mean very little. All the top raiding guilds have done a superb job of cleaning up the content swiftly. I have no doubt our guild, or any of the other top raiding guilds on Cenarius, will have the Queen down soon. She already suffered a nerf on 10 man. Pity. I kinda liked getting 9k hps on a 10 man encounter...
Icecrown has been entertaining. I can't wait till a real challenge presents itself!
GUILDS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER JOINING:
Here's a glimpse into your Future. You fuckers...
Huh?
The boss will give you a raise for this Tan...
We love Ziz...
Who's hungry??
There's some might for ya!
This is funny on so many levels...
Point for the name, and a deduction for the WRONG CLASS!
We should kick this terrible Priest in my guild...
We need Sherlock holmes to solve this one...
What I predict in the Future for Drowningcat...
Coming to a theater near you...
What happens when two Holy Paladins do 2v2?
Lolumad? Lolhesmad.
Regards
Conc's virgin Angus
by Dohcspro, 218 days agoIt has been almost a MONTH since our last update and I don't even know where to begin...
As a guild we have so much to be thankful for. Even though this is just a video game it has given us so many memories that we will likely take for granted.
People don't read these updates to hear my opinion on such matters, however, they want to know what shit we killed and get a laugh out of it.
So without further ado...
PATCH 3.3
Everyone loves major patch days.
New content...
New gear...
And of course...
A BROKEN FUCKING GAME
We battled the server, bosses, and got some really nice gear. Every single boss that was released was cleared our first run through Icecrown Citadel.
By the end of the week many of us had our exalted rings.
The content was so easy that by the second week we had an alt run consisting of all Future members. We cleared it on those characters too.
I am not complaining, however, the content was entertaining. I look forward to seeing the rest as it appears to be more 'challenging,' but we will see..
The patch also brought us the ability to "que" for 5 man dungeons with people from all across our battleground. Its funny, because I thought I had already met the bottom of the genetic barrel on my realm, but lo and behold...
This guy was telling the truth about conc actually...
I love this feature. I FUCKING LOVE IT! Thank you Blizzard, because you have brought some e-life back into me! How else was I gonna entertain myself at 3am? Sleep? Fuck sleep.
With new content we have to say goodbye to the old. Yes. Future is finally saying goodbye to lolduar...
You're probably wondering what the best homosexually friendly, transexual welcoming guild is still doing in Ulduar. I asked myself that at 20 fragments, and really had a desire to just stop there, but my guild was persistent and made a commitment to keep on keeping on through this nightmare of an instance.
As we mindlessly cleared content far longer than Blizzard ever meant for us to we started to feel Yogg-Saron's curse take effect on us. WE WERE GOING FUCKING INSANE BEING IN THIS INSTANCE.
I'd really rather be in your grandfathers asshole. Seriously. Probably more fun too...
However, my guilds patience payed off...
^We'll see if finishing this legendary was really worth it, but goodbye Ulduar. The sex was good at first, but like all vagina you've gotten a lil too loose for our liking. We will not miss you. Whore.
Last, but certainly not least, is the Trial of the Grand Crusader. I've got to tell you something. Even though we were the 3rd alliance guild to kill Anub by a long shot we've certainly had a rough time getting insanity. We've gone through...
4 Paladins
2 Resto druids
2 Priests
2 Shamans
And more gay prostitutes than we care to mention...
Regardless after weeks of killing Anub we weren't about to allow any slackers to keep us from completeing what we were always capable of doing.
There. It's done. GO SLAP YOUR VAGINAS AND STOP CRYING TO ME! I'm tired of your crying, whining, bullshit...
Grats Taninor on being a Grand Father
Here's a glimpes into your Future, you fuckers...
With love,
Drowningcats Vagina
