by Blooblahguy, 6 days agoSure we've been away for 3 months, but who cares? 30% HOOOO
Looks like we're back on our feet. First night of Heroic LK and we're making serious progress into Valk phase, but we're looking to fill out with some more good players. If you're looking for a guild where you're not outdpsing your leaders and you get raid spots based on how well you do,
not how long you've been a member, then you should keep reading.
Future values performance over seniorty, we believe that fun can exist in a competitive raid environment, and we believe that good play is a requirement, not an unreasonable expectation. If you agree then you should apply. Plain and simple
by Blooblahguy, 160 days agoBeen awhile since the last update so here it goes!
Expect more to drop in the coming weeks, we only went through 2 feral druids 1 warlock 1 priest 2 resto druids 1 protection warrior and 1 prot paladin to get this all down. So i'd say we're making progress since our anub progression days. Come try and make the cut for heroic LK!
Oh right, we're recruiting:
Resto Druid
Feral Druid
Demonology Warlock
Boomkin
Holy/Disc Priest
Frost DK
Drop an app but PLEASE read the recruitment information, some people are too big of bitches to take hard truth! Get some nuts imo.
Oh guess not
Nuff' said?
This is why you should join
Sometal is wise man #1
Trunhin is wise man #2
Meru has a hella neckbeard irl
What?
Yes Dcat is always this gay
Its true love
Thats all I got for now, too bad I can't record vent... or wait.
Until Dohc gets back,
-Bloo
by Dohcspro, 226 days agoTired of your low population realm?
Wish you could always run into new and exciting (retarded) people?
Or are you just looking to escape your horrible reputation?
You will also meet some of our most fine and upstanding citizens! Such as this man...
I don't know what his name means, but I'm betting HE WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE! *wink*
Additionally, we have many fine pugs for you to choose from!!
Be warned, however, because though Cenarius might present itself as a friendly environment we will retaliate when push comes to shove...
Like any realm, Cenarius has different ranks for its players. So don't go asking Arathian Knight's if they would like to join you on your adventures. You can go fuck yourself!
Suck on our shit. Outsiders.
Ah unpredictable Cenarius...
The only thing constant about you is your random melt downs.
There are only so many times I can hear 'THE HAMSTER DIED LULULUL' before I want to stab my eyes out and go play on a private server, because seriously the guy living in mommy's basement can run a realm better than you guys have done. This is one of the oldest realms known to this game. I remember being in EQ and hearing about people leaving for WoW to play on Cenarius. Mostly just to stalk Afterlife.
This realm has HISTORY and you treat it like shit. Do something about it. Give me that $100 bill Activision uses for toilet paper and I'll figure something out.
The most recent realm terrorist attack happened on one of our best raiding nights. We had gotten insanity again, which is to be expected of our guild, and went for our second putricide kill. It went flawlessly...
Then a voice entered my head.
IT WAS THE REALM!
It was speaking to me...
When the realms came up we had discovered that the MIB came and used their Blue Flash Memory Eraser on Icecrown Citadel.
Professor Putricide had forgotten that he was DEAD!
Enough QQing...
We have much to discuss my gentle snowflakes! For starters, congratulations are in order for our realm first kills. Not only did we get the chance to rape FesterVag and Cumface before anyone else, we also managed to get a realm first on the Blood Prince Council.
These are just normal mode encounters, however, and mean very little. All the top raiding guilds have done a superb job of cleaning up the content swiftly. I have no doubt our guild, or any of the other top raiding guilds on Cenarius, will have the Queen down soon. She already suffered a nerf on 10 man. Pity. I kinda liked getting 9k hps on a 10 man encounter...
Icecrown has been entertaining. I can't wait till a real challenge presents itself!
GUILDS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER JOINING:
Here's a glimpse into your Future. You fuckers...
Huh?
The boss will give you a raise for this Tan...
We love Ziz...
Who's hungry??
There's some might for ya!
This is funny on so many levels...
Point for the name, and a deduction for the WRONG CLASS!
We should kick this terrible Priest in my guild...
We need Sherlock holmes to solve this one...
What I predict in the Future for Drowningcat...
Coming to a theater near you...
What happens when two Holy Paladins do 2v2?
Lolumad? Lolhesmad.
Regards
Conc's virgin Angus